I’ve killed the fridge
I don’t know what it is with me and refrigerators. This is the third fridge that I have touched and has just stopped working. Although now that I think of it, this one might actually have nothing to do with me for a change. And the last ones didn’t just die from me merely touching them either.
The first was in a house I was living in up in Cork City. I opened it and the door came off. I managed to fix that with some superglue and the landlord was none the wiser.
The second was in an apartment that I was living in also in Cork City. I decided to defrost it one morning. It was going well until it was still defrosting that night. Rather than leave it be and drip all over the floor, I decided to hack away at the ice with a knife and it wasn’t long before I got a blast of refrigerant gas straight into my face.
As for the one here I just don’t know what has happened to it. A few years ago I tried to open it and pulled the handle off, but it was working fine since. I opened it yesterday and noticed a profoundly putrid smell coming from some once fresh cream cakes that were in there. The light is working but that seems to be all that is.
Been a good week so far. I’ve lost a filling and now the fridge is dead. These things usually come in threes so I dread to think of what will happen next.

Look on the bright side: two down only one to go!
Only one to go but I hope it won’t be anything serious!